legendofsherlock:

coolinternetgang:

y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

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idk wat ur talking about.

(Source: officialcoolinternetgang)

dualscarsmanlyscreams:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

asexuals have the whole world as their oyster

necrute:

american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

(Source: sanfrisko)

hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

daveshady:

conbox:

"Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child".

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once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy

(Source: kegelmeter)