pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

tonystarkr:

castielthewaywardson:

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

wanna wear a mask for a costume? nope. wanna be able to see your legs when you shave in the shower? nope.

3D MOVIES

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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(Source: greatjaggi)

shorturl:

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

underdoge:

yesimbeyonce:

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

Beyonce

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(Source: miraguey)

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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reallylameblog:

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly)

charlesoberonn:

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

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fictivetruism:

current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world

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exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: exactable)